Trump and Clinton Make Strong Super Tuesday Showing

Trump establishes an early lead over four competitors while Clinton gets a head start on Sanders

Merven McIntyre

4 minute read

Trump Did A Thing

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Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?! Look at these words. Are they small words? And he referred to my words - if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee.

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Lorem Ipsum’s father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald’s being, you know, shot. I don’t think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don’t know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok? Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes!

When other websites give you text, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending words that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing mistakes. They’re bringing misspellings. They’re typists… And some, I assume, are good words.

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Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?! Look at these words. Are they small words? And he referred to my words - if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee. You have so many different things placeholder text has to be able to do, and I don’t believe Lorem Ipsum has the stamina. You have so many different things placeholder text has to be able to do, and I don’t believe Lorem Ipsum has the stamina.

We have so many things that we have to do better… and certainly ipsum is one of them. I know words. I have the best words.

Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes!

This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. He’s not a word hero. He’s a word hero because he was captured. I like text that wasn’t captured. I think the only difference between me and the other placeholder text is that I’m more honest and my words are more beautiful.